CRABBY McFLY

My bed-buddy can really fuck up a good thing. Last night I took advantage of the fact that my daughter wasn’t coming home last night and had a sleep over with my bed-buddy. Because lately he’s been getting on my last nerve (I’ll explain why later).

So last night we hung out had a good time in my house laughed (which is something we rarely do cause he so fucken serious) joked around I watched South Park my usual thing. Then we had some awesome sex, which made me really happy.

We feel asleep in each other’s arms. It was nice…so nice that I didn’t even hear my alarm this morning. So I get up and do my thing and then I gently wake him up. He gets up and the first thing out of his mouth is “Shit your apartment is hot. You shouldn’t have to pay your rent if it’s this hot. What the fuck?” So I say I live over the boiler room what do you expect? Besides I spoke with the building people and nothing and can be done. What does he say? “Give me a fucken break…that’s bullshit. You shouldn’t have to live like this. I wouldn’t pay for this.”

Now after having a good night with someone would that be the first thing out of you mouth first thing in the morning. I could see if he was suffering in the heat but I sleep with the AC on so my room is always cold. He just has nothing better to do but complain.

So why do I keep him around? Honestly cause someone kidnapped my vibrator and I have to get my rocks off some how. Now I know that must sound fucked up but at least I am honest.