Tuesday, May 16, 2006

MOTHER'S DAY WEEKEND


Well this weekend was Mother’s day weekend and let me tell you there wasn’t a single dull moment.

But before I get into me and my novella life I would like to say Thank you my girl Mia she created the beautiful page for me. Isn’t it awesome? She’s very talented. I tell you this I have never met her but I would love to because based on her blog I feel that we would get along great. So Mia girl “Thank you for the Awesome Page!!!”
Clapping Hands


My old bed-buddy actually tried to ruin my Mother’s day weekend and if were the type of person that cried for everything he most likely would have succeeded at it. He was all depressed because he’s have money problem (DUH WHO ISN’T) anyway so he decide to have an attitude and be a big baby. And it was my weekend so I choose to ignore him; I mean should I let him mess shit up for me.

Well the next day (Saturday) he was still in rare form and still tried to start shit with me but I wouldn’t have it. I called his mom to wish her a Happy Mother’s day and even told me that he baby and need to grow up and the best thing would be for to distant myself from him. But late that night I am enjoying a nice quite evening at home my daughter was a sleep I was in the living room enjoying a glass of wine when my cell phone rings with a text message:

“Happy Mother’s Day” from MR. JERK-OFF at 10pm

I didn’t even know it was him at first so I reply “Thank you”

Then he sends another one “We certainly made something beautiful didn’t we.”

I wanted to reply “No shit I made something beautiful not you because I am raising her to be a beautiful young lady.” But I didn’t I wanted to see were he was going with all the text messaging.

So I reply “Yes we did”

I then thanked him for switching the days so I could have her on mother’s day.

He replies. “Your welcome and thank you for giving me the only thing that mattes in this world it could have happened with anyone else but you I hope you understand that.”

Again I held back what I really wanted to say which was “Asshole if you cared so much about you daughter you would do everything you needed to be a father that she could look up to.

But instead I said nothing. I wanted to see were he was going with this. Because he hasn’t been nice for a very, very, very long time.

Well, were it went was him reminiscing; How beautiful we were when we were together, calling me by my nickname “Sunshine”. Then he got a little personal and gross telling me he still remembers how I taste. Then he starts telling me how he wishes that I were there right there with him toasting with.

Now I know that the man was drunk trying to be all nice. I know what he was trying to do…he was trying to get on my good side so that I can drop my court case. YAH RIGHT BUDDY LIKE I AM THAT STUPID!!!!
What I want is for him to walk into court thinking that “Yah I got this girl right were I want her.” I want him to think that so that when he arrested for not paying Child support he will be the one that get caught off guard.


AIN’T I A STINKER!!!!ROTFL




















2 comments:

Mia said...

Aww thank you! Oh yes yes we must meet one of these days I think we'd be too much together! Smart move with the ex by the way...lol

Mica said...

I really wish I could be when it's your "baby's daddy" they are like roaches they never go away. lol